so here i am. awake. i missed my “window” to goto sleep… yes, the next 7.5 hours will be horrible. but first? there is the two hours of blurred vision. and going crosseyed. gotta love that. right? went and saw I heart huckabees tonight….judelaw. jasonschwartzman. lillytomlin. dustinhoffman. markwahlberg. naomiwatts. impressive cast. impressive acting. especially, in my humble opinion on mr. judelaw’s part. lets not forget the tidbits of beauty that we were given of the heavenly naomiwatts. but damnit. marki mark did NOT rap in this film. he rode a damn bike to a fire. then madeout with the girl in said fire. then sat on a rock. should i have listed that as a spoiler? not really, i wouldn’ think so. but first, alittle quip. i was buying the tickets because different people pay for different things on nights we goto movies. it all pretty much works out though. so i’m trying to buy three student tickets. i show her my id. ben shows her his. tomorrow OU plays OU. so she just HAD to ask us about it. in her blathering about HER plans for the game, she fucked up and only sold me two tickets. while all of this is going on, there are these two dumpy, low-rent house-girls in the line next to us trying to charm the feebly minded attendant whos having trouble running their card, into letting them in for free. i try to ignore and start poking fun at the attendant that was helping me. saying shit like, 3? you know, one less that four? half of six? a fourth of 16? an eighth of 24? well, the attendant is laughing by this point. and cracking some jokes as well. she still laughing as she tells us to enjoy our movie. well, i turn around to go smoke a cig before we go in and the girl from earlier walks right up to me and says “she doesn’t appreciate the incessant way i was speaking to her”. i calmy point out that she was laughing, and having a good time. and what is her problem? she turns sideways and attempts to give me ’sexy-eyes’ and says she’s just kidding. my reply? “man. that’s a good thing because i was going to go off about sowhorities girls need to get a fucking thesaurus before they embarrass themselves with their scant knowledge of the english language.” so i smile, and say “i’m just kidding.” she walked away. ben was giggling at this point. so we get into the movie. awesome seats. you know why? BECAUSE THE PLACE IS FUCKING EMPTY. you could test missiles in there and nothing would happen. no one would be hurt. it’s like a ghost town. well, accept for the workers. and well, aren’t there always workers in a ghost town? selling you knickknacks to take home to your family members who weren’t fortunate enough to go on vacation. i wasn’t particularly impressed with the size of the screen. it’s not an IMAX replacement by any means as they advertised it. oh, and all that 600stadium seats….40,000watts of surround sound. that’s altogether. not in every theatre. but they are nice though. just not as wonderful as was portrayed. i didnt have a chance to speak with the loan officer at the refreshments stand, as i was running late and didnt have time to sell plasma or donate sperm or a portion of my liver or one of my kidneys in order to afford a shotglass of soda with a GIANT FUCKING ICECUBE IN IT, or a matchbox of shelled sunflower seeds. i DID however notice, they have frapuccino. score!. now, if they only have doubleshot. my day would be complete. literally. i could spend a whole day there. just watching movie after movie. i think i’m gonna do that one saturday. it’ll probably bleed over into sunday if there will ever be a string of good films all come out at once. i’ve lost my cigarettes again.