McDonald’s has gone too far this time. I didn’t mind all the “mi encanta” bullshit they plastered all over the cups and packaging. but THIS? no. someone from their marketing department needs to do at least some research before unleashing this crap-addled marketing scheme to the masses. allow me to demontrate this in a series of images.

i’m serious here people. this was on the ESPN website, as a rotating banner. i wonder if they thought, “hey, it’s how the kids are talking these days.” and just signed off on it. or someone actually knows that the guy is saying that he would engage in sexual acts with an article of food. i used to love chicken mcnuggets. now, i dont think i’ll be going there for a bit. until i can stop thinking that in the back rooms of my (ex) beloved McDonald’s, there are curly headed men getting incredible kicks from things i’ll never know.