so i’m walking past these two guys and the ONLY part of their conversation i hear is “it’s a like a damn pencil sticking out of the end of your weed-wacker.” obviously, i’m thinking about something else. so i walk up all eager to talk to someone new and drop this gem, “yeah, you guys talking about those crazy foley catheters?” i get weird looks and silence. one of the guys explains, “no, i was talking about those replacement weedeater lines that are ultra-durable and never need replacing.” so what else do i do but shrug my shoulders and try and move on. “yeah, i was wondering why someone would be talking about something as horrible as a foley catheter so casually. remind me later to find a picture of one and show you what i mean.” silence and weird looks again. i quietly inch myself away. for those of you who dont know what i’m talking about, this is a foley catheter.

yeah. they stick that ALL THE WAY IN YOUR PENIS, UP TO YOUR BLADDER. i’m not sure what that little balloon business is all about, but it looks bad. like, nazi-war-doctor bad. i’m not sure i would wish that on anyone. actually, Tucker Max has a pretty vivid depiction of what one is, and what it’s like getting one inserted. oh yeah, i just remembered. Matt and Jarrett are spinning tonight at liT. go there. fuck, i cant remember what time it starts. i guess i’ll just show up with camera in hand and see what happens.