several things that i wanted to drag into the open.

1. please dont send me emails with pictures of the following halloween costumes: a. the guy with all the penises on him. b. the two guys dressed as nurses/doctors standing around those foam legs and the guys head in the crotch like he’s a baby. c. the fat ass painted like a pumpkin. d. the lady dressed like a table or whatever.

2. girls, when preparing your halloween costume, putting on devil horns and wearing fishnets does NOT make you a “sexy devil”. it is very played out and lame. this applies even if you attach a tail to said outfit.

3. rhinestones are NOT appropriate for any setting. craft fair or not. i dont care if you just found your BEDAZZLER in the attic when you were cleaning it out. this short-lived trend is dead. so please, stop perpetuating it and wearing these atrocities against mankind.

4. themed sweaters, which seem to be very popular with the school teachers. should never been worn either. they are silly and remind me of being oppressed by room-temperature IQ substitute teacher that taught at the elementary where i was forced to matriculate.

5. if you dont know HTML/DHTML/CSS/Javascripting LEAVE YOUR MYSPACE PAGE ALONE! you will just fuckup my browser and make me have to close like, a million windows that were important at that moment. color schemes are ok, but all that motion shit and image effects and layovers that you are just copy and pasting part of the code on, please stop. my browser hurts.

so yeah, it’s monday. pics from this halloween are up as are from the maxim model search and DJ lopez. check out the galleries. new video should be up some time in the near future.