yogi would not be pleased, but yeah. so i can hear the small japanese man now, “no, so this BEAR comes up to me and i punched him in the FACE. i grabbed him by his hairy head and said, “FUCK YOU BEAR”. and then i punched him in the FACE, except it was all mumbled, because i had a bunch of wild vegetables in my mouth because i was out there picking them.

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if you have no clue what i am talking about or any references to humor in this post, please listen to Dane Cook’s, “harmful if swallowed”. it will make a bit more sense.