so mary is always looking out for me and telling me what is and what isn’t healthy, and how i should stop smoking and the like. yet, she serves red meat when she cooks and is totally cool with me eating fried food everday. anyway, she is the first person that i have ever lived with. ever. even as a child, i had a room that was extremely separate from the rest of the family, so i’ve always enjoyed my “alone time” and yes, i’ve got some weird quirks.
the other day, she made a comment about how long i sit on the toilet with my laptop. while, in another conversation she pointed out my lengthly sessions where a laptop is attached to my person in some fashion (usually my lap). and how it’s bad for my wedding tackle. well, i have this to retort.

the 6 dollar laptop stand. and it uses one of those cool, old-school water-bottles. that’s all i got today.